Hero of The Week: The 1-2-3 Chick

Web TV DeLuXe’s illustrious prize of hero of the week goes to a waitress who gave The Long Island princess a bang for her buck. Literally! Ms. Jasmine Waltz clocked Lindsay Lohan at an LA night club called Voyeur. Web TV DeLuXe learned that it all started Friday night when the cocktail waitress went bonkers after spotting one of her former hookups who was a rugby player named Danny Cipriani hanging out with Lindsay. Jasmine Walts allegedly gave her the 1-2 knocking Linds to the floor. Lohan even tweeted about it saying she just got hit by a cocktail waitress. Supposedly the managers at the club decided to terminate Ms. Waltz from Voyeur. I wonder if she hated Mean Girls? And after all that fiasco, Lindsay found herself a new smoking hot girlfriend who was a former member of the Israeli Defense Force. Go figure after getting knocked the f*ck out.