Friday Fix (Article Edition)
Miss entertainment headlines this week? Here’s your Friday Fix.
Jesse James and Sandra Bullock make more headlines this week. Besides one Sandra sighting, her camp has kept their lips sealed as the press indulges in more cheating allegations, more paparazzi battles, and even a photo leak of James dressed in Nazi gear. There won’t be any more James sighting for awhile since he pulled Tiger and checked himself into rehab (but won’t confirm what he is being treating for). A lot of people are calling James a lot of names. “Broken man” isn’t the first thing that comes to mind, but that’s what his lawyer is calling him. He’s also saying James still loves Sandy (funny way of showing it) and wants to make the marriage work. Oh, and by the way, his lawyer says the Nazi hat was a gag gift from his Jewish Godfather. Yeah, not funny.
Two stars come clean about their sexuality. Ricky Martin announces he is gay on his website. Not a shocker for most– but this one was… an engaged Anna Paquin (to male True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer) announces she is bi-sexual on a public service announcement.
Matt Damon is the toast of Hollywood — or rather gets a roast in Hollywood by his pals Ben Affleck, George Clooney, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman. (Sadly,Kimmel and Silverman did not show up– or leave together.) Damon was honored with the 24th American Cinematheque Award.
A slimmer Jennifer Hudson is counting her points– as the new face of weight watchers.
I wouldn’t call it Miley Mania- but Cyrus’ new flick ” The Last Song” took 1st place in daily box office rankings when it debuted Wednesday. It did better than expected. We’ll see if it comes in first at the box office this weekend!
Erykah Badu shocked people in the streets of Dallas – when she stripped down to nothing shooting her new video. She also somewhat re-enacts the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. She’s saying that the video is being misinterpreted.
Two and a Half Men may be one man down. Charlie Sheen reportedly wants out– or maybe he wants more money (even though he is currently the highest paid actor on TV– reportedly making 987,000 an episode). His contract expires this month. No word from CBS.
LL Cool J wants to knock out Fox News Channel. Not really, but he was a little POed that they “spinned” things a bit when they used an old interview to promote the debut episode of Sarah Palin’s new show “Real American Stories”. Fox News pulled the segment.
Big week for lil Bieber. Justin’s new ablum is #1 on the Billboard chart. This kid is everywhere. He literally took over FunnyOrDie.com as an April Fools’ joke, and even sat in at American Idol.
Speaking of– Didi Benami gone. Gosh those judges are mean to smiley Tim Urban. 9 hopefuls are left in what most are calling “the worst season” ever. Major reality upset – Shannen Doherty was the first to be booted off the dance floor on Dancing With the Stars. And Pamela Anderson in the bottom 2?!? Fans were shocked that Kate Gosselin or Buzz Aldrin weren’t the first to go.
And the biggest upset of the Awards Season– chimpmunks kicked some werewolf tail! Alvin and the Chipmunks:The Squeakquel beat out Twilight New Moon as the fav movie at the Kids Choice Awards. At least they didn’t get slimed! But whoah– Katy Perry got it right in the face.
Check back next week for your Friday Fix! By Elisa DiStefano