This is not a spam

Since I have no topic for this blog I thought I might share something that I wrote a while ago. This was written during my college days when I thought I could actually write and produce a spoken word album. It is quite terrible and reading it give me chills of the douche variety, but I figure why not share with the three readers.

WHAT I WANT

I want a bike.
I want a million dollars.
I want more friends.
I want three woman at once.
I want to curse out those who think they are better than me.
I want to be ignorant.
I want to eat junk food and be unhealthy.
I want to nuke the Middle East
I want to love the Middle East.
I want to be on reality tv.
I want to go away and not come back.
I want to be free.
I want to curse at the top of my lungs F*CK, SH*T, A**HOLE!!!
I want to offend you.
I want to die before I get old.
I want to do summerslats instead of walking.
I want to go to a non-violent protest without a gun.
I want to sit quietly and not be bothered.
I want to be black for a day.
I want to read children’s books for a day.
I want cheese.
I want to live in the future.
I want to shatter the glass dome.
I want to live forever.
What do you want?

If you’re read this far I give you credit, all comment are welcome.

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