Will God be found in LOST?

Us LOST fans are now more lost than ever. How is John Locke also the Monster? I think I sense a reference to the trinity here with John Locke, Dead John Locke, and the Holy Ghost Monster. As for Jack, has he ever had a good idea? What a disappointing hero. He’s constantly coming up with these ludicrous plans based on crazy and arbitrary facts. He’s like, “Hey guys the socially retarded scientist thinks if we set off this nuke it will be like nothing ever happened.” OMG JJ Abrams, are you for real? Yet, people listen to Jack Shephard and not Jack Bauer. What has network TV done to heroes, beside dress some of them up in cheerleading outfits?

Along with more questions, the time travel confusion is at an all time high. They seem to be living simultaneously in the past, present and what would be. Huh? Highlights would be a reappearance from Boone (He’s sexi, grrrr), the kick ass sound design, and…that was about it I guess. The ending of the premiere left me thinking, “So if they weren’t stranded on a Island moving catastrophically through time, life would have been much worst.” Jail was a shoe in for half the passengers on Oceanic Flight 815, and alcoholism for the other half. However, I and about a few other million will still finish what we started and hope it pays off. We’re counting on you JJ!!!

By Odemaris Gaku Byrd