Web TV DeluXe would like to award Edie Falco the ultimate achievement for females. Nurse Jackie wins a high honor this week by winning best actress in a comedy series at The Prime Time Emmy Awards. The former Carmela Soprano has an impressive role as a smart a$$ nurse who is addicted to prescription meds and illegal drugs with no care for the system in The Showtime dark comedy series. The ceremony gave Falco her 4th Prime time Emmy along with two Golden Globes and five Sag Awards. Sounds pretty impressive on the resume.

De Georgiou and the German singing sensation have been together for 10 months. Wondering who this woman is who was able to snag “The Hoff?” According to the UK’s Daily Mail, De Georgiou is a 30-year-old British socialite. She is also a singer, actress, and model. She played Tonya in Jude Law’s 2004 film Alfie and posed for the Guy Laroche and Pussy Glamore lingerie campaigns. I wonder if Hasselhoff wooed her by asking her to jump into his car …

Rumor has it that the former America’s Got Talent judge will be showing off more of his dance moves as a contestant on the latest season of Dancing with the Stars. He also has a reality show that is scheduled to premiere by the end of the year on A&E.

By Michelle Vaccaro

Sounds pretty intense for an ABC Family show, right? Well, here’s how it happened. According to TMZ, Lawrence was standing behind his co-star Melissa Joan Hart when a fellow actor, carrying a script, went over to her and gave her a hug. Lawrence was standing a little too close to the Sabrina the Teenage Witch star and the other actor’s script stabbed him in the eye, ripping his cornea. He was quickly taken to the doctor and was back to work by Friday.

He updated fans on his twitter page posting, “Hey my tweeters..so on with the show tonight. I’m all numbed up so I can’t really blink. I’m in pain but will get through it. I love you all and thank you again for all your well wishes.. They meant the world to me.. God blessxo.”

By Michelle Vaccaro

Light up the coals and set this Resovoir Dog in flames… It’s Quentin Tarantino’s turn to be annihilated and get verbally abused by comedians and colleagues. Expect some Pulp Fiction to occur when this director gets blasted Kill Bill Style at his Friars Club Roast in October. Talents credited to appear will be Uma Thurman, Eli Roth, Patricia Arquette, Pam Grier, Bob and Harvey Weinstein along with regular jokers such as Kathy Griffin, Jeffrey Ross, Rob Schneider and Sarah Silverman who will unleash some truth and violence at Quentin’s Death Proof feelings. And the one and only Samuel L. Jackson will be the official Roast Master for this Grind House. Rumors are John travolta and Bradd Pitt might make an appearance. Web TV Deluxe cannot wait for this fiasco! We smell Frankenstein references and five heads all around at this historical event.

Mike Sorrentino is about to be a few million dollar situation. Web TV DeluXe drank their hatorade recently and don’t seem to understand why this no talent a$$ clown will be worth that much!!! So we found out from Hollywood Reporter that The Jersey Shore grenade could earn up to $5 million this year. The 29-year-old has a workout video and is earning endorsements from a new line of vodka. Damn! You serious!?!? Most women say he has an awesome body with a land mine face so I guess that’s why he’s supporting vodka. He also got a six-figure advance for his upcoming autobiography. How riveting! What in the world is he writing about? The sad part is people will read it… Hopefully it’s how he first discovered STDS. (Like I said — we drank a bottle of hatorade) Plus- word is he will be on the next and final season of Entourage, where he’ll play a one-armed gimp named Horatio. Damn it! Now we are jealous extremely jealous. Who wouldn’t want to be on Entourage being a 1 armed gimp?!?! Supposedly The situation will also be moving his killer abs and competing in Dancing with The Stars. Rumors are also circulating that he will also take the role as the next Zack Morris in Saved By The Bell The next generation. Good for you buddy! I will train my kid to do 50 sit ups a day now so he can make millions in the future.

Web TV DeluXe’s weekly heroic achievement award hits the record book by honoring it’s youngest member… Ever! The hero of the week goes to a 3-year-old girl by the name Alesaundra Tafoya. The California Toddler found her dad unable to wake up. After Allesaundra noticed something was wrong with her dad — She then proceeded to run several blocks to the local firehouse. Ms. Tafoya told the firefighters her dad was frozen and wouldn’t wake up. Turns out her dad had taken a deadly mixture of medicine. Rescuers say he would have died without his daughter’s help. Kinda reminds us of a cartoon from the early 90s called Fantastic Max.

If you don’t know who Rooney Mara is… It’s alright! Soon enough this twenty-five-year-old actress will be known world wide. As for now Web TV DeluXe gives The New York born a salute as the female of the week. Ms. Rooney starred on the big screen in the 2010 version of A nightmare on Elm Street and appeared on the small screen in ER and Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Also look for her in David Fincher film about the founding of Facebook called The Social Network. Aside from being invisible to paparazzis — what really impresses Web TV DeLuXe is the fact that she defeated A-list actresses such as Natalie Portman, Ellen Page, Carey Mulligan, and one of our favorites Scarlett Johansson for a part everyone is Hollywood is salivating over. This role is known to many as a punk, bisexual hacker named Lisbeth Salander in another David Fincher-directed remake of Swedish thriller The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. We say that’s a step up from her role in the unknown continued film series in Urban Legends: Bloody Mary. At least for now she became our female of the week. She could be David Fincher’s female of the century?!?!?!? Rumors! Rumors!