“He’ll be back”. And so will we. So before we go on our little hiatus, we have to name him the wackadoo of the week. Terminator? Ugh. Governator? Those days are over. Sperminator? A little more like it. But we think Wackadoo is the perfect fit for Arnold Schwarzenegger. To quote former wackadoo of the week Jesse James, millions of men cheat on their wives. But why oh why knock up your fugly housekeeper and then hide it for years? Because you are a wackadoo that’s why. See you later Wackanator.

So OK…. As of late several events have occurred. Earthquakes, Tsunamis, tornadoes, the death of Osama Bin Laden, butt pirates, etc… The lists goes on and on. However, Web TV Deluxe will not use any excuses for our lack of updates. This is our heart felt apology going out to the 10 people who log on everyday. To be honest with you, former employees and professionals used this site for their stepping stone and eventually moving forward to their dream careers. Think of us like Good Luck Chuck except for media professionals… So bare with us or follow us on twitter or even like us on facebook so you know when to log in. So with that said — Our Mid-week wackadoo goes out to a man we met in the past. Vincent Pastore who was once known as Big Pussy gets this prestigious award. To make a long story short. Vinny Mac flipped out this weekend after a member from his crew accused him of drinking too much to drive. Common Big Puss! He was looking out for ya. So anyway, TMZ once again obtained footage of this mini fiasco. According to TMZ Vinnie eventually abandoned his pussy mobile and rode home with a friend. We probably could’ve picked a better wackadoo but we took the lazy way out. Check out our past interview with Vincent underneath the TMZ video. Too bad for Mr. Pastore that he got caught up in our fan apology as we just used him for decoy.

http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=962cbb59-5204-41fe-835a-6bf3b4aa45a1&isShareURL=true

I regret to inform you that you are once again Web TV Deluxe’s wackadoo of the week. We are only doing this because we care. This week was 420 and The Starz Channel was playing Half Baked. I’ve probably seen it twenty times but it still entertains the sh*t out of me. Abrahcadabra!!! It just reminds me of how talented you use to be. I remember when you were on a stand up tour and told the crowd if you ever go broke you would make Half Baked 2. I guess you’re not out of money…. Just plain ol f*cked up. Although you do rather look jacked. So we recently found out from TMZ that you were chillin like a villain in Coachella. I understand that this is your rare public appearance, but common now Mr. Chappelle!!!! YOU WERE CLEARLY WRECKED like a 17-year-old drunk boy at prom night. At the very least, do not show your fans the addiction you have for stoges and the fact that you are partying like its 1999. Only Prince can do that! Make Chappelle Show season 4 and redeem yourself.

Yours Truly,
I’m not Rick James B*tch

Dear Mr. Aronofsky,

I really don’t know what to say…. I hate the fact that I have to make you Web TV DeLuXe’s Mid Week wackadoo. I’ve respected and appreciated your work from Pi to Requiem for a Dream, The Wrestler, and of course Black Swan. The Fountainn — Not so much. Either way I am a big fan and you’ve inspired me to be an aspiring film maker, editor and actor. I am sorry it has to come to this. So listen up Darren! I am upset that you pulled out (hahah that’s what she said!) from directing The Wolverine and Robocop. Actually let me rephrase that. I am not mad, I am just…. Just…. Disappointed! Why even hype me up and announce that you were directing those films in the first place. I was very excited in your vision of Logan Mark and the mechanical police man. You broke my heart! If you want to make it up to me, please cast me in your next masterpiece. Below is my demo reel.

You’re Truly,

The Sexiest Web Show Host
Alvin Rueda

Alvin Rueda’s Hosting Reel from WebTV on Vimeo.

“To all my my meatheads! Snooki is your hook up! Holla if you hear me!” -Snooki

So Vince Mcmahon is taking the guidette out of the shore in Jersey and putting her in a match at Wrestlemania. Smart move considering the free publicity he received in the media. Well, I guess it’s really not free due to the lump sum he payed Snooki to wrestle. So with Snooki lined up for a brawl, it got one former WWE superstar jealous. The ex reality star/porn star was supposedly pissed off for Snooki’s decision to sign on for Wrestlemania XXVII according to TMZ. Joanie Laurer is even letting the world know her feelings about Snooki, saying she is making a joke out of wrestling. Chyna went far as challenging the Jersey Shore star to a grudge match in the ring claiming Snooki needs to be taught a lesson. It’s been a while since we saw the former Degenaration X member in the ring. Last time we might have seen Chyna was in her sex tape with X-Pac AkA Sean Waltman. I think the 8th wonder of the world might be jealous Snooki has a better tan than her. Chyna also claims she can take on The Situation and Snooki on a 2 on 1 handicap match. Imagine if those three was in jeopardy! I think it might be a tad more exciting. For being jealous of the Snookster, you Chyna is awarded the wackadoo.

Big ups to TMZ for helping me choose this victim of wackiness. I just had a glass of hatorade this morning so bashing time will take affect. This week the prestigious award for wackadoo of the week goes to The Jersey Shore c*ck blocker Mike The Situation. I’m not going to hate the fact that he makes ridiculous amounts of deniro in MTV’s Guido Gold Mine, endorsements and appearances….. Maybe just a little. But the thing I am going to hate him for is being a roastee in The Roast of Donald Trump. How did Mike Sorrentino pull his one off? He’s not even the most entertaining dude in The Jersey Shore. He may speak better than the rest of the cast and sound more intelligent — regardless he’s not deserving. So what makes him a wackadoo? Clearly because of the fact that his arrogant a$$ got booed on stage. According to TMZ The Situation bombed so pathetically at the Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump. The Crowd drank their hatorade extra fierce on “The Situation”. Watch TMZ’s Video below and let Lisa Lampanelli tell you all about it. Hey Mikey! You are in the wrong house!

Wackadoo’s are spreading like wild fire all over the world of entertainment. From Charlie Sheen to Lindsay Lohan — it’s tough to choose which celebrity can win this prestigious award. This week a talented singer does come to mind. She is in fact a genie in a bottle and was rubbed the wrong way. From flubbing the national anthem in The Superbowl to not being careful and tripping at The Grammys, Christina Aguilera is getting noticed in the land of wackadoos. The Mickey Mouse Club Alumni was handcuffed in Hollywood along with her lover boy Matthew Rutler who was a production assistant for Burlesque. According to the cops Rutler was intoxicated while driving like a maniac. Mathew was arrested for misdemeanor DUI and Christina was arrested for public intoxication due to being ridiculously wasted! Supposedly peers of X-Tina have been trying to get her to go to rehab. She was probably not herself that night! Hopefully things will keep getting better for her! At least she’s not hurt! Mwuhahahahah!

What won’t this wakadoo do? Drinks. A lot. CHECK. Smokes. Cigarettes. CHECK. Pot. CHECK. Crack. CHECK. Sex. Lots of it. Even has a sex house. That gets a double CHECK. Charlie Sheen is the quintessential bad boy. Charlie, we don’t fault you for that. We name you Wackadoo of the Week because of the wacky things you do do do! Trash your hotel room, out of control public displays, and our favorite which earns you this title this week, taking to the media to give our WebTVDeluxe wackadoo darling Lindsay Lohan some advice. What? You can’t make this stuff up. Chaz, you should have called us rather than that dud Dan Patrick. We think you are just jealous and a bit bitter because LiLo holds our Wackadoo record here at WebTVDeluxe. Keep it man, and too can hold that record. Carlos Irwin Estevez (we are using the real name, you know you are in trouble now), you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth (President Bartlet is your father for gods sake), struck gold as the highest paid actor in television, and you just keep f-ing up and somehow getting more famous. Now that’s wacky. Or maybe, that’s just Hollywood.

No this is not a mistake. And no, WebTVDeluxe is not slacking. For the first time in WebTV Deluxe history, we decided to award the same person Wackadoo of the Week two weeks in a row. Lindsay Lohan, you get that honor. In a second dose of crazy this week, Lindsay had some déjà vu in court. She was charged for allegedly borrowing, we mean stealing, a $2500 necklace. She has shoes worth more than that. So why would Lindsay go all Winona and then send the jewelry store accusing her of being a clepto flowers? Because she is a wackadoo, that’s why. Linds showed up for her date with the judge sans F*** U painted on her fingernails this time (and possibly sans bra).She tried to dress to impress in a super tight white number. But she didn’t fool us. Lindsay we know you are neither a virgin nor angel. Throw some black stripes on that mini dressand she might fit in with the rest of the mates at state prison. That’s where she’s headed if she’s found guilty at her next court date on the 23rd.Check back then to see if LiLo is named Wackadoo for a 3rd time.Hey, at least we are not going Glee and calling her crazy or a loser. (Okay,they called Mama Lo Dina and the dog Sparky losers and laid off of Linds this time.)